Off the wall

That phrase has several meanings. If I were a more prolific storyteller, I could lead you through the convoluted maze that is my mind before eventually getting to the punchline. But I know I can't weave a story to save my life, so I'll tell you straight. Despite gentle prodding and some not-so-subtle hints, we have not yet received our paintings back from the framing gallery. So, when we entertain tonight, where do you think our new paintings will be? ...