Dream Cruise

Have you ever been on one of those romantic cruises you see advertised on TV? You know the one... where everyone onboard is a covergirl model and you can eat 24 hours a day while still losing weight. I've never been on one of those cruises, but once in a while, when I allow my fantasies to take over, I imagine myself there...

I've always been very much an anti-social nerd (you know, the kind that never gets the girl), so when I dream about going on a cruise, it goes something like this...

Thanks to Jodi for pointing out this site.